A Day in the Life of My Inbox

RantsMay 25 20068 Comments

These are the subject headers of all the pieces of spam I received over the course of today. I think it reads like some freaky piece of beat poetry or somethin’:

Outbid handpicked

Principal sword

Shout confederation

Cindy: Rates are Low Again!

Still waiting

Vegas.bucks.

Healthcoverage as low as 38 per month

Last night’s encounter…

Important health information

Be rewarded for your opinion

Your wealth: sea magpie

Directive distant

Your family: pin setter

Hey bro, found this site

Members of the jury for the IX Union Fenosa International Exhibition

Health coverage comparison

The other blue pill

The best kept secret about debt

Get Name brand fashion jeans for men and women!

Nexus appraisals low fee schedule

Complimentary Trip to

Disneyland

WEBER Grill survey – Complimentary WEBER Grill
Get HYWI First Thing Tomorrow, This is Going to Explode!

Kenneth Cole Gift Card Has been reserved for you!

Do you know who lives in your neighborhood?

Hoodia will KILL Your appetite

Is your dog’s food good enough?

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on!

Credit card chargeback

A new you in 2006

Top notch refinancing for the

USA

!

Lots of no charge ringtones

Stepping into the Light

Technology, communication, oracle, sap, peoplesoft, ibm, hp customer lists

The best kept secret about debt

Bounty paper towels on us!

Registramos SU marca

IRBL announces government contracts

Inhabit

Professional opportunity made simple

Top insurance carriers at the best prices

Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning

Start generating sales and earn a bonus from Skinsales

Euromillions Lottery

You happy

Please someone, just shoot me now…