Note to the spammers:

The penis enlargement patch? The one that will allow me to "ejaculate like a pornstar in enormous quantities"? That you keep spamming me about repeatedly?

We have no need of that here. Also: I hope you burn in a fiery hell.

That is all.

  1. You gotta wonder sometimes…who actually buys some of these things? I mean, this strange 'advertising' method must work to some extent, otherwise they probably wouldn't bother…
    Are there thousands of men walking around with penis patches? If so, that's kinda creepy :)

  2. I know! I mean, I don't know a single person who will admit to ever buying something as a result of spam, and yet the spam continues, so presumably must work. Is *everyone* wearing the penis enlargement patch, I wonder?!

    Also: I got two more copies of the email since posting this entry. They really seem to have fixated on me. I'm scared.

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