Note to the spammers:

The penis enlargement patch? The one that will allow me to "ejaculate like a pornstar in enormous quantities"? That you keep spamming me about repeatedly?

We have no need of that here. Also: I hope you burn in a fiery hell.

That is all.

Hi, I'm Amber. I'm a full-time fashion/shoe blogger from the UK, and this is the story of my life, my clothes, and the International Man of Mystery Next Door. You can read more from me at my other blogs, The Fashion Police and Shoeperwoman, and you can follow me on Bloglovin' here.

5 Comments

  • Reply May 24, 2006

    Stephen

    Hehehehehe.

    Thanks. I needed that. Really.

  • Reply May 24, 2006

    Amber

    Glad to be of service :)

  • Reply May 24, 2006

    Paul

    You gotta wonder sometimes…who actually buys some of these things? I mean, this strange 'advertising' method must work to some extent, otherwise they probably wouldn't bother…
    Are there thousands of men walking around with penis patches? If so, that's kinda creepy :)

  • Reply May 24, 2006

    Amber

    I know! I mean, I don't know a single person who will admit to ever buying something as a result of spam, and yet the spam continues, so presumably must work. Is *everyone* wearing the penis enlargement patch, I wonder?!

    Also: I got two more copies of the email since posting this entry. They really seem to have fixated on me. I'm scared.

  • Reply May 24, 2006

    Stephen

    It must be the sites you frequent – I don't get any spam like that… ;+)

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