Month: August 2006

Weal Watch 2006

Because I know you’re all desperately interested in the ugly-ass weals under my eyes, it…

Jeans Genie

Because I know you're all desperately interested in my continuing search for new jeans, it…

Nil By Mouth

See this bottle of water?* This bottle of water that, OK, you can’t really see…

Mind The Gap

Dear Gap, I know you like to use your own freaky sizing system for your…

Spam! 2006 style!

You know, I swear my spammers (who I affectionately like to imagine all feverishly working…