August, 2006

Weal Watch 2006

Because I know you’re all desperately interested in the ugly-ass weals under my eyes, it gives me great pleasure to announce that they are…

Seeing Red (Weals)

The angry red weals? The ones I’ve had under my eyes for ONE WEEK now? Well, I Googled them, and I found out what’s…

Water – 10, Amber, nil

Yeah, so the whole water challenge thing? That didn’t work out too good. In fact, I don’t think I’d be exaggerating if I used…

Nil By Mouth

See this bottle of water?* This bottle of water that, OK, you can’t really see anyway, but trust me – it’s there, and by…

Mind The Gap

Dear Gap, I know you like to use your own freaky sizing system for your clothes, and what a lot of fun that is….

Britney Spears Done Lost Her Mind

“Time travel…Is, like, that even possible? Cus, it’s like, I feel like some people can do that? And we’re gettin’ left behind?” HUH? HUH?…