The angry red weals? The ones I’ve had under my eyes for ONE WEEK now? Well, I Googled them, and I found out what’s illin’ me. According to the interweb, I am suffering from “death”. Gee, thanks, Interweb! Love you!
Seriously, I have no idea what’s causing said red weals. I haven’t changed any of the products I use, haven’t changed my fabric conditioner or my diet. (Note: I totally NEED to change my diet, but meh. Let’s deal with the weals, first. Ha! Did you see what I did there? “Deal with the weals”! God, I crack myself up, sometimes).
I had a good look at them this morning, though, and I’ve come to the conclusion that they aren’t actually weals as such (what ARE weals, anyway?), but just areas of dry skin under my eyes. I’ve slapped on some Eight Hour Cream, so we’ll see how that works out, but if you don’t hear from me again, you’ll know that the internet was right, and I was, indeed, suffering from “death”. GOD.