October, 2006

A (12 Mile) Walk in the Woods

So, today was the day Terry and I had set aside to try to walk 12 miles in one day. “Hey! I know! Let’s try and walk 12 miles in one day!” said Terry. “You know? That sounds kinda crap,”…

Dressed as Yoda, I Am…

I put a spell on yoos… Yeah, so this is NOT the Rubinman… I know y’all come here specifically to see the Rubinman, but, it’s like, he ain’t here. The Rubinman doesn’t dress up in stupid sissy Yoda clothes, no…

What’s In My Handbag?

If you are one of the many who woke up this morning and thought to yourself, “God, I wish I knew what was inside Amber’s handbag!” I bring glad tidings: your wish has been answered over at The Bag Lady….

A Day in the Life

This post was originally written for the History Matters Campaign, which decreed today, October 17th 2006, National Blog Day, the day on which people all over the world join together in writing a diary of their day, which will then…

I Fought a Sock and The Sock Won

Rubin writes… Ha! I gotchya there, didn’t I? Yes, it’s true that I fought a sock today, sure, but if y’all ACTUALLY BELIEVED that the sock won, well, you don’t know the Rubinman very well, do yoos? Like a sock…

A List. Stop Whining.

Because I am lazy, here’s a quick update on my life and times, in handy list form. Enjoy! The caravan is back. And parked on the pavement, natch. I wish I knew just why it is that this annoys me…

Not So Bowled Over After All

Stand down the vigil, people, I’m still alive… Alive, yes, but also? Annoyed. Remember that bowling night we were supposed to be going to? The one with the ugly shoes and the rolled-up jeans, that I spent A WEEK dreaming…

A Dog’s Life

Rubin writes… GOD. My life is SO hard right now, let me tell you. I’m like, stressed to the MAXX here, you know what I mean? Seriously, I’m “run ragged”. I’m, like, up at 7am every morning to get in…

Spam Title of the Month Award

From: Norbert Allison To: Amber McNaught Title: You offend our chief! I was actually really dissapointed to find that Norbert’s email was actually just the same old pathetic stock market spam I get every day. I hadn’t actually offended his…

Ugg Update

Fashionistas: look away now. What I have to show you here today ain’t pretty, and I mean that literally. So, you remember this entry? In which I wondered aloud and at length about whether or not I should buy a…