So, following in the footsteps of Diane before me, I got me a Faqqly. It’s basically an interactive F.A.Q which allows you lot to ask me questions which I then answer for you. This appeals to me because:
a) I am lazy, and can’t be bothered writing a FAQ for myself
b) I’m all about the attention. Hell, yes.
So, yes, if you have a burning question you’ve ever wanted to ask me, now is your chance to do it.*
*Unless your question is of the "A train leaves the station at 3pm, travelling at 100mph. If another train leaves the station at…." I hate maths.