Technology Hates Me

Yesterday, I got a letter from the people we bought my laptop from, saying that the manufacturer warranty has now expired. "So you’ll need to be really careful with it," said Terry, giving me a stern look.

This morning I switched it on and it’s making a weird, whining sound that I’m pretty sure it wasn’t making before. WHY? Why me, God?

Also, this morning – a letter from the people we bought our fridge from saying that – yes, you guessed it, folks! – the manufacturer warranty is about to run out.

Sour milk tomorrow, then…