November, 2006

Bah, Humbug

Well, folks, it’s less than a month until Christmas – let the fun begin! (And by “Let the fun begin” I mean, “Let Terry and I begin hemorrhaging money as we frantically try and stockpile random pieces o’crap gifts for…

Old Skool Amber

Remember that novel I was writing? Yeah, it would be good if I’d actually done that, wouldn’t it? Why, I could be sitting here with a book deal and an agent right now, but instead? Well, instead I’m sitting here…

Haircut 100

So, I got my hair cut today. I’d show you a picture, but actually? You can just look at any one of the pictures on this here blawg, and that’ll give you a pretty good idea what I look like…

Glass Houses, Much?

Remember The Perfect People I whined wrote about last week? Well, it turns out I’m not quite done with them yet. In fact, one of them emailed me this morning. Here’s a perfect example of the kind of thing I…

The Red Weals Are Back In Town

Guess who just got back today? Did you guess, “Them wild-eyed weals that’d been away”? Correct! Damn, but you’re good… Yep, the red weals are back, and their return serves to prove the theory I’ve been nurturing for a few…

A State of Undress

AAARGH the stress, the stress! Make it go away! Actually, I came up with a great technique to create more hours in the day (in which to work like a slave, natch). It’s this: don’t bother getting dressed. Or washed,…

In My Own Domain…

Woo hoo! Got me a domain, people. Got me www.foreveramber.co.uk, so now my blawg is all professional, like. *Snort*

Anyway, now that I have my shiny new domain, I will probably be absent from it for a few days, because I? Am having one hell of a week. Two commissions from The Scotsman (both of them big ‘uns, 15000 words +), three article commissions from my insurance company client, two from my lovely gift site client, plus all of my blogging, all to do by Monday. Guess what I’ll be doing this weekend, then! (Did you guess "Working like a slave, whilst beating off PR people with