The Red Weals Are Back In Town

Guess who just got back today? Did you guess, “Them wild-eyed weals that’d been away”? Correct! Damn, but you’re good… Yep, the red weals are back, and their return serves to prove the theory I’ve been nurturing for a few weeks now: it was the Touche Eclat what did it. Death and serious illness aside, this is just about the worst news possible for me.

See, I’d had my suspicions about the Touche Eclat for a while. Well, mainly since the point where I stopped using it to see if the weals would vanish, and they did. I think I knew the truth even then, but I didn’t want to admit it to myself. So, rather than break up completely, Touche Eclat and I took a break. I told myself that, of course, I could use Touche Eclat if I wanted to: I just didn’t want to, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Except, of course, there totally was something wrong with that, and I realised what that something was on Tuesday night, when I went for my first wedding dress fitting. (Yeah, more about that later…)

As I stood there, gazing at my reflection in the mirror, you see, I did not see the face of a blushing bride-to-be staring back at me. No, what I saw was more like the face of a woman with seven article assignments, 55 blog posts and assorted other bits of work to do by the weekend. The face of a woman who clearly hadn’t seen the sun in quite some time, and who also? Had obviously applied her eyeshadow under her eyes rather than on the lids. The face of a woman, in other words, who was badly in need of a few layers of Touche Eclat. Seriously, it was Halloween, and I’m amazed the dressmaker didn’t just send me away with a bag of candy when she seen me…

Well, Wednesday morning came. I looked at Touche Eclat, all shiny and gold and perfect. It looked at me, all pale and eye-baggy and STRESSED. “Let’s give it one more shot,” I said, “Just you and me. For old times sake. Love me again, Yves, love me!”

Yves St. Laurent does not love me. Well, maybe he does, who knows, (Yves, if you’re reading this? Send me stuff. Note: not Touche Eclat, though.) but one thing’s for sure: his Touche Eclat most definitely does not. (Neither does his Faux Cils mascara, but that’s beside the point). I woke up yesterday morning with the red weals firmly reinstated under my eyes, just as red and as unlovely as ever. They’re gone now, of course, and now that their mortal enemy has been outed, I think we’ve probably seen the last of them. I am gutted, though. Gutted. I don’t think I’ll ever see its like again. I will never find a concealer to equal it. On the plus side, of course, I’ll be able to smuggle a whole load of stuff onto the plane in my eye bags when we go on honeymoon next year, but even so…

A sad day, indeed.

Hi, I'm Amber. I'm a full-time fashion/shoe blogger from the UK, and this is the story of my life, my clothes, and the International Man of Mystery Next Door. You can read more from me at my other blogs, The Fashion Police and Shoeperwoman, and you can follow me on Bloglovin' here.

7 Comments

  • Reply November 3, 2006

    Stephen

    LOVING the blog, kiddo – it gets better and better.

    You oughta take this writing lark seriously… ;+)

  • Reply November 4, 2006

    Shiny

    That sucks. Have you tried Benefit Ooh La Lift? Not as perfect as Touche Eclat, but better than looking like a Trick or Treater ;-)

  • Reply November 4, 2006

    Amber

    Stephen, ya think?! I might just giveit a shot :) (Also: WHY NO UPDATES in LJ-land?)

    Shiny – I'm so glad you mentioned Ooh La Lift because I am ashamed to admit that, Benefit junkie though I am, I didn't even think of it! I have tried it before but can't remember what I thought – probably too busy being seduced by YSL. Will definitely give it another shot though. I mean, I love me some bags, but not the under-eye kind!

  • Reply November 4, 2006

    Shiny

    I'm a big big Benefit fan (shamefully have been known to buy certain eyeshadow shades just for the name) but was kinda so-so about Ooh La Lift. This is probably cos I was only 21 when I tried and so didn't actually need it at all and therefor wouldn't have noticed much of a difference.
    Now I am older, stressed and haggard I plan on making a repeat purchase.

  • Reply November 5, 2006

    Jen

    Ah Amber I feel your pain, totally not funny when a product you love turns against you :(

    As you said, a sad day indeed.

    Jen x

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