Doomed, We’re (Project of) Doomed!

Number of words I have to write between now and February 5th: 7,400

Number of words I have actually written: 242

Number of hideously cheesy intros I have written: 1

Number of displacement activities engaged in: about 17

Number of hours spent setting up wedding gift registry: 5

Number of glasses of wine drunk: 0 – so far

Number of glasses of wine I intend to drink: who’s counting?

Gah.