Doomed, We’re (Project of) Doomed!
Number of words I have to write between now and February 5th: 7,400
Number of words I have actually written: 242
Number of hideously cheesy intros I have written: 1
Number of displacement activities engaged in: about 17
Number of hours spent setting up wedding gift registry: 5
Number of glasses of wine drunk: 0 – so far
Number of glasses of wine I intend to drink: who’s counting?