And February was so long that it lasted into March…

Right, that’s it, I’m writing off February. It’s OK, really: I mean, February is always a bit of a write-off anyway, but this year? This year is a doozy, for no sooner had I filed the copy for Huge Project O’Doom Number One, leaving me with only HPODs 2 and 3 to deal with, than I get commissioned for… go one guess! Did you guess “a huge Project O’ Doom”? Congratulations, you guessed right! There seems to be some weird law that states I must never have any less than three HPODs on my plate at any one time, GOD. I cannot even explain how stressed I am at this point. I’m seriously not joking when I say I haven’t cleaned my house in three weeks now. Or, you know, LEFT my house much. My deadline for HPOD3 is February 28th. Thirty one days after that? I get married. MARRIED. Yes, folks, there’s less than two months to go now until the wedding. I really should start planning that, shouldn’t I?

Of course, I have been doing SOME amount of wedding planning. Of course I have.

Things I have done to plan the wedding:
- Ordered almost every piece of makeup Benefit make. Yes, I am officially Benefit’s bitch, and I? LOVE IT.
- Bought shoes for the honeymoon

Things my mum has done to plan the wedding:
- Everything else.

So, yes, thanks mum! You rock! I suck, but it’s totally not my fault because OH MY GOD THE STRESS. I mean, last night Terry and went out for our Valentine’s Day dinner, purely because it was the only window of opportunity we had, there being no chance AT ALL that I will be able to leave the house, or even my computer, again until March now. So, yes happy Valentine’s Day, everybody! Hope your February’s better than mine…

Hi, I'm Amber. I'm a full-time fashion/shoe blogger from the UK, and this is the story of my life, my clothes, and the International Man of Mystery Next Door. You can read more from me at my other blogs, The Fashion Police and Shoeperwoman, and you can follow me on Bloglovin' here.

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