La Mer Creme de La Mer

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I really don’t. I buy the must-have, super-dooper, will-give-you-lashes-like-a-spider’s-leg YSL Faux Cils mascara – it doesn’t work. I buy the equally must-have, so-expensive-it’ll-make-you-weep Creme de le Mer face cream, and guess what? It didn’t work. Maybe it’s me. Is it me? Does this happen to anyone else?

I so badly wanted this one to work, too. See, I know I haven’t mentioned this much (only about a hundred times or so, not much AT ALL), but I’m getting married next month. It’s "the most important day of my life", I must look PERFECT, and also: I’m a sucker for a must-have beauty product. So how did I get on with this one? Not freakin’ well, if you want to know the truth…

Before I go any further with this review, I should probably point out that I did NOT pay £575 for my little magic pot of Creme de la Mer ‘La Mer’. I may be stupid, but I’m not that stupid. Not all the time, anyway.

No, I got my pot of ‘La Mer’ from eBay – and I’d strongly advise you to do the same. If you go to eBay, you’ll be able to pick up one of the trial-sized pots for not too much money. My tester version cost me around £15, which, OK, sounds like a lot for a 3.5ml tub of cream, but it lasted for over a month, and it at least stopped me making a very expensive mistake with the full sized version. (Because I could totally afford to buy the full-sized version, oh yes I could).

So, onto the nitty gritty…

Some people would argue that the packaging just isn’t importance. Those people are clearly not spending £500 on a pot of face cream though – and OK, neither did I. If I had spent that amount of money, though, I would have expected something more than just an ordinary, plastic pot with a slightly ’80s logo on it. Like, maybe they could have gold plated it or something, I don’t know. Nil points, anyway.

Creme de la Mer is not a light and fluffy cream, which will disappear straight into your skin. But then, it’s not supposed to be, so it’s hard to hold that against it. The consistency is thick and a little bit greasy, but not off-puttingly so.

The cream has quite a strong fragrance, which is… medicinal would be the wrong word for it, but the thing it reminds me of most is Elizabeth Arden’s 8 Hour Cream, which would perhaps be best described that way. Not a scent you’ll want to buy in perfume form, but not particularly offensive either.

Here comes the science bit! Creme de la Mer isn’t designed to just be slapped on like ordinary skincare. Hell, no. According to the information leaflet that comes with it, what you’re actually supposed to do is take a small dolop of the cream in your palms, and rub them briskly together. The consistency should then become liquid, and you pat it gently onto your skin. I’m not sure if this is the bit I was getting wrong (is it even possible to rub your hands together wrong?), but as it’s the only bit that differs from any other skin cream, maybe I did.

The result:
Well, I used it for just over a month, and while my skin is undeniably softer, it’s hard to know whether this is due to the Creme de la Mer, or to the additional water I’ve been trying to drink lately. Even if it is all down to the cream, it’s not so much softer that I’d be willing to spend £500 on it. The couple of lines I’ve started to notice under my eyes (AAARGH!) are still there, so my search for a miracle cream continues, I’m afraid…

Buy: Creme de la Mer ‘La Mer’

1 Comment
  1. Hello all – I would like to say that I tried Estee Lauder Creme de la Mer its it did NOTHING for my skin.
    It is very expensive at $165 for 2 ounces! It was supposedly to heal burns received in an accident; The reality is that this very chemical laden cream doesn’t contain anything particularly extraordinary ingredients. In fact, the majority of ingredients can be found in CVS-Brand Moisturizers.
    For long term effect on wrinkles and a treatment that naturally aided my skin, I used the Vitamin Enhanced Face Firming Serum from the Made from Earth skin care line. This serum uses natural organic ingredients to improve your skin cells around your eyes and I have already seen a MAJOR DIFFERENCE AROUND MY EYES.
    In 3 days around my eyes, I have seen a reduction in the fine lines. . You can actually feel it working right after you put it on. . . .I highly recommend it as an EX-crème de la mer user….and a woman who is healthy…and a woman who is tired of all the different expensive creams out that that make promises that they do not live up to….you can find them at
    I recently switched to only using face creams that contain real plants, fruits and/or juices. No more chemicals for me! Chemicals in skincare products will cause your skin to sag in the long run. That’s because those chemicals don’t belong there and impact your skins elasticity.

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