"Smile! It might never happen!" You ever get people saying that to you? I do. All the time, in fact. And it’s not that I’m a totally miserable person all the time (just sometimes), it’s just that, like most people, I don’t tend to walk around with a huge grin plastered to my face for no reason.
I can now, though. The Beauty Smile Trainer is a Japanese innovation that promises to enhance your smile, making it wider and more alluring than ever before. It also claims to reduce wrinkles and improve muscle tone, although how it does that, I don’t know. What I DO know, is that no matter how many people tell me to "smile, it might never happen", I still don’t think anything would induce me to stick this in my mouth. The packaging is hilarious, though – look at the little girl’s "before" face. Hee![via Shiny Shiny]