Ladies & gentlemen, the second migraine of the summer is now arriving at platform 2…
Yup, it happened again folks. There I was, minding my own business, getting totally stressed out TO THE MAX, and wham! Migraine alert! I spent part of yesterday evening lying a darkened room wondering if I was going to die. How is your week going?
Oh course, chances are that my old friend Stress has caused the migraine. Yesterday was a very, very stressful day as, in addition to the "not humanly possible" workload I had cleverly managed to get for myself, I also had two commissions for The Scotsman to finish (and, indeed, to start), the house to clean, the dog to walk, and a million and one things to buy for my holiday. So, we’re certainly having a lot of fun with stress at the moment, that’s for sure. Hey, I wonder what I can justify buying myself this time?
GOD, I need a holiday.
Other things I need right now:
- Books to read on said holiday
- Shoes (well, DUH!)
- Benefit Speedbrow
- Warm, fleecy thing in case it’s cold on the plane. (Yes, you would think I’d already have something like this, wouldn’t you?)
- Johnson’s Holiday Skin
- Contact lens cleaner
- Eye makeup remover
- A pony
- Rich husband
- Some little vest tops because I dyed all mine blue by mistake
- Ditto underwear
- A couple of free hours to actually go out and buy all these things
I think I need to go lie down in that darkened room again…