March, 2008

Pump It Up

A long time ago, in a land not-so-very-far from here, there lived a beautiful princess young woman who decided to take a step class…

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POSTMAN KILLER

Rubin writes… I killed the postman yesterday. Don’t listen to what Amber says: that postman? He dead. Seriously, dudes, he may not have died…

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Barking Mad

Rubin writes… Basically, I’ve been barking like a madman EVERY SINGLE morning. I start about half an hour before A&T normally get up, and…

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PESKY KIDS

Rubin writes…. Heh. Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the garden, he’s back – The Fat Kid From Next…

Pet Peeves: ‘Ima’

No, it’s not a hybrid car, it’s a hybrid word – and I hate it. “Ima go to the store now,” for instance, means, “I’m going…

Haircut 101

First: after reading all of your comments on my entry about phobias, I realised that actually, I have WAY more phobias than I had…