Month: March 2008

Pump It Up

A long time ago, in a land not-so-very-far from here, there lived a beautiful princess…

Going Postal

So, Rubin terrorised the postman yesterday. I mean, I say "terrorised" - Rubin is a…

POSTMAN KILLER

Rubin writes… I killed the postman yesterday. Don’t listen to what Amber says: that postman?…

Barking Mad

Rubin writes… Basically, I’ve been barking like a madman EVERY SINGLE morning. I start about…

PESKY KIDS

Rubin writes…. Heh. Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the…