I know you’d really like it to be that bit closer to the weekend than it actually is, and I’m sorry to disappoint you on that score, but today is TUESDAY. Not Wednesday. Tuesday. So when you posted that special ‘Wednesday’ feature at The Fashion Police? You know, the one that’s only ever posted on a Wednesday? And when you opened it with the words, "It’s Wednesday!"? You were wrong. And also: stupid. And you are really, really lucky you didn’t get dozens of comments from people telling you that.
Please, try to keep up in future.
P.S. – TUESDAY