I Believe I Can Fly. Because I totally can.

(Rubin is the dog with the blog. This post was written by him.)

Actually, let’s not be modest here, folks. I don’t just BELIEVE I can fly: I KNOW I can fly. Lookit:

SEE? I can totally fly. Like Superman, only better.

SEE? I can totally fly. Like Superman, only better.

Just in case yoos are wonderin’, no Terry is not helping me in this picture. Ha, like he even could! Terry wouldn’t know how to fly if a book called HOW TO FLY came and bit him on the ass. It’s just me what can do it. Yes, your Rubinman has superpowers! Other superpowers I’ve got: ability to pee on the washing machine more often than you would believe possible, barking at the kind of pitch that would make you deaf, saving the world.  Yoos can thank me later for that last one. For now,  just know that the Rubinman is here, watching over yoos. In fact, when you go to sleep at night, I am hovering over your bed JUST LIKE IN THE PICTURE.

I bet yoos are all totally freaked out now, no? Don’t worry, I know it’s not every day you see a flying WOLF and all, but rest assured that the Rubinman uses his superpowers for good rather than evil. Most of the time.

Laters,

Rubin

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11 thoughts on “I Believe I Can Fly. Because I totally can.

  1. Nina says:

    Hahaaa! Love the picture of the levitating rubin! And a new layout, wohoo :)

  2. Rubin says:

    Marbles for eyes!

  3. Nina says:

    Glow-in-the-dark kind of marbles!

  4. Laav says:

    Awww.. levitating Rubin! Nice layout too!

  5. Stanislaw says:

    Dude. That’s kind of scary. My folks call me an “air head.” Does that mean I can fly too?

  6. anu says:

    ohh !!! look at that cute little poodle!!!
    that guy is playing catch with him!!! awww …
    FUR BALLL !!! :D

  7. Amber says:

    Anu – he’s a Bichon Frise!

  8. EGGEFALOS says:

    Poor dog… u think u can fly? :P ..

  9. Sarah says:

    OMG Rubinman you are the best!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Sarah says:

    Only just found your blog and what a very brave thing to do Rubin!

  11. Juan says:

    If Rubin can fly why do he needs be saved from Michael Jackson?;Criptonite?

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