I gotta lotta bottle. And I eats them.

Rubin is a dog with a blog. This post was written by him…

I had been stalking the water bottle for some time. Watching. Waiting. Every time she put it down, I’d be there. I learned its routines, studied its weaknesses. I knew it would take time, but I had time.  And so I waited. I, the hunter; it, the totally hunted. I knew the time would come when I would pounce on that water bottle and take it back to my lair, where I would proceed to tear it apart in the most brutal way possible.

Today was that day. I saw my opportunity, and I took it:

Then I runned away and hid:

Don’t think Amber was very pleased, somehow. But still, you know what they say: you can please some of the people some of the time, and the rest are idiots, who shoulda kept a closer watch on their water bottles already.

Smell yas,



  • Reply September 19, 2008


    Hi Rubin,
    I come to introduce myself, my name is Mango, Malteses breed. I’m glad I ‘ve found your blog. I love your flying talent, your beautiful eyes, youe cute face and most of all, your funny posts making me laugh.

  • Reply September 26, 2008


    Hey dood, good to meet yoos. Will check out your blawg asap…

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  • Reply October 1, 2010


    Hi Rubin. Don’t feel bad. I bet in her heart Amber wanted a new water bottle anyway!

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