I decided to keep it in the end, after my mum showed me how to tie the neck properly (I had been doing it totally wrong. Yes, I know. And I’m sure my mum thought her days of dressing me were over, but apparently not…) and assured me that I will need that extra bit of room in it for all of the many layers I tend to wear in winter. This was true, so the tags have been removed, and the coat is officially mine.
Also, Rubin got a haircut: