Just in case anyone out there was worried that 2009 might not contain quite as many idiots as 2008 did, I present the evidence to the contrary, courtesy of a comment someone tried to post on the The Fashion Police yesterday:
“ALL THOSE DRESSES SUCK AZZ WITH DOO DOO IN THE MIDDLE!!WHO IN THE HELL DESIGNED THESE DRESSES WERE YOU ON CRACK!!!
WTF IZZ UP WITH THESE DRESSES THERE SO UGLY I WOULD NEVER WERE THEM MAB TO LIK HALLOWEEN BT PROBLY NOT EVEN DAT EWW WTF IZZ UP IN YOUR MIND WHEN U DEZZINEN DEZZZ STUPED FUCK YOU BITCH!! GO [this bit removed because I hate to think of the kind of Google traffic it would bring me] THEN THINK ABOUT CUTE DRESSES DUMB AZZ HOE!!”
So! Yet more evidence to present when I submit my “people should have to pass an intelligence test before they’re allowed to use the internet” case to the powers that be. Whoever they are.
Luckily the spam filter did its job and stopped this work of genius from being published, but it took the brainiac who wrote it a further six attempts to post it before they realised it wasn’t going to happen. Still, I guess that’s more or less what you expect from someone who gives their name as “YOU SUCK BALLS”, although I must admit, I’m curious to know just what grammar and spelling did to this person to make him/her want to abuse them so thoroughly.
Of course, this comment has set the bar pretty high for 2009. How on earth will the other idiots out there manage to outdo this one, I wonder?