Remember the time I used nail polish remover as toner, in a random act of stupidity?
Today, the nail polish remover had its comeuppance, in a particularly neat reversal of fortune which saw me spend 15 frustrating minutes trying to remove my nail polish with…. eye makeup remover.
Clearly the nail polish remover had switched places with the eye makeup remover in the night, in a cunning plan to waste my time (and my eye makeup remover, now I come to think of it) and make me feel foolish.
Either that or I have some weird kind of blindness to things with the words “remover” in their names.
Whichever it is, I somehow don’t think Mensa will be calling anytime soon…