As many of you have long since realised, I am secretly only eight years old. So when I woke up on Saturday morning and found this sitting on my desk waiting for me, naturally I shrieked like a child:
And then, when I opened it up and discovered that the big pink box contained some of my Most Favourite Things Ever – jelly sweets – I shrieked even more. I told you I was only eight…
OMG brains! (The brains were the best ones, by the way. Love them brains.)
OMG squirting skulls!
I would say more about this, but obviously I’ve been on a sugar high since Saturday morning*, and I need to go and chase Rubin round the garden or something to work it off. But jelly sweets! Yay!
(P.S. Don’t worry, I have been eating them sparingly. Or as sparingly as I can, anyway. Am sensible like that. Well, sometimes…)