I called in the “Sparkle Surprise“…
…. and discovered that Terry now has to be responsible for all house-cleaning duties (including ironing, yay!) for the next week. So my house will… sparkle. Do you see what he did there?
Of course, what Terry doesn’t know is that I have cunningly hidden the “Sparkle Surprise” card, so I can re-use it over and over again. Double yay!