It never rains but it….pees

Last night I stumbled off to bed fairly late. We’ve been working hard to get back to normal after the events of Black Friday, obviously, so I was exhausted and looking forward to a good night’s sleep.

I kicked off my shoes, and stepped around to Terry’s side of the bed to close the blinds.

And stepped straight into a large pool of water.

Only… it wasn’t water, was it? No, it was PEE. The Rubinman had struck again – motive: unknown. He had been walked. He had been out several times that night. Still, though, he had struck. It looks like Terry’s-side-of-the-bed is the new washing machine as far as Rubin is concerned.

He HAD been left upstairs alone briefly: we can only assume that he saw a window of opportunity during that time and took it. Thanks, Rubin. You really know how to pick your moments…

Hi, I'm Amber. I'm a full-time fashion/shoe blogger from the UK, and this is the story of my life, my clothes, and the International Man of Mystery Next Door. You can read more from me at my other blogs, The Fashion Police and Shoeperwoman, and you can follow me on Bloglovin' here.


  • Reply November 5, 2009


    Aww :/ Sorry for you guys (and your poor feet, ugh). Yeah I don't know how they do it either. Like "not able to vacuum the floor" (no thumbs) but "able to open the fridge" (without thumbs!!). As I said in my post about my dog's behaviour: Keep calm and carry on. Even though you're about to freak out. Count to one hundred and make yourself some tea. And don't forget to breeeeaatheee.
    .-= Nina´s last blog ..Why can’t we always meet under a cloud of mystery =-.

  • Reply November 5, 2009


    There was the time I stepped in cat vomit in the middle of the night. Cold, slightly lumpy, cat vomit. Squishing between my toes. It makes my toes curl to this day just thinking about it!
    .-= Selina´s last blog ..Your daily dose of pretty: Steven Madden Liena =-.

  • Reply November 5, 2009


    Whose side of the bed was the pee on? I rest my case!

    • Reply November 6, 2009


      Ha ha! Just what I was thinking! ;P

  • Reply November 5, 2009


    I think I told you my theory about Rubin and shiny white appliances. Clearly that’s been shot to hell now.

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