Weird Email of the Week: Where’s PETER?

—–Original Message—–
From: Peter’s #1 Fan
Sent: 09 March 2010 04:48
To: Magic Amber
Subject: peter

 
Where is PETER???  we want peter backl Peter had knowledge and opinions that mattered.

Joan is funny, the others are boring  and bland. bring back peter,kate

 

Peter? PETER? Are you out there, Peter? Because I think Kate wants to speak to you in all lower case, Peter, and she seems to have decided to use me as her intermediary. If you’re reading this, Peter, I’d really appreciate you stepping up to the plate and answering your own Email From Crazy People, and letting me get on with answering mine. You have knowledge and opinions that MATTER, Peter! Use them!

Also, Others? Y’all are boring and bland, BRING BACKL (sic) PETER! Whoever he is.