I go out to buy cheap trousers, I come back with Louboutins.
And this is why I’m not allowed to go shopping any more.
(In my defence, they were heavily discounted.)
(And I’ve wanted them forever.)
(And there was only one pair in the whole store, and they just so happened to be my size. That NEVER happens. When you wear one of the most common shoe sizes in the country, you NEVER find shoes in your size on sale. Never.)
Pretty sure this is how drug addicts feel.