Well, folks, last night, as I'm sure you know, was the night of The Oscars, which means I've been up all night drinking coffee and playing celebrity blogging monkey over at The Fashion Police, so I'm now feeling ever so-slightly hysterical. I'm going to go and sleep for the rest of the week (I really don't deal well with all-nighters. It ...
Continue ReadingRemember the time someone impersonated me on a forum? Or the time someone impersonated me on a social network? (Let's not even mention all those times I've popped up modelling shoes and makeup on other people's eBay accounts. Whoops, just did!) Can you even BELIEVE that would happen again, readers? Because I didn't. I figured I'd already been ...
Continue ReadingGreetings, Dollfaces! Today I come to kill you, mwahaha! OK, OK, I jest. It's not a strangely-shaped weapon, it's a hairdryer. To be specific, it's the Remington Spin Curl hairdryer, and it's responsible for the huge pile o'frizz you see attached to my head in this photo. I've actually had this since Christmas, but it's taken me this long to ...
Continue ReadingRemember when I said I was done with eBay, for ever and ever and ever, or at least until the next pair of shoes came up that I OMGHADTOHAVE? Yeah, that didn't work out. I mean, I did stop trying to sell stuff on eBay, because that was just a one-way ticket to Mad Town. I kept on buying, though, and for the most part, that worked out pretty ...
Continue ReadingConfession: I don't like body lotion. Well, actually, that's not quite true. I love the smell of body lotion. I love the feel of it. I really like the idea of it. But although my bathroom cabinet is currently filled to bursting point with bottle after bottle of lotion, the reason it's so full is that I hardly ever use the stuff. I just hate ...
Continue ReadingRemember last year, when Royal Fail held about 15 of my parcels hostage and refused to allow me to collect them? And took six weeks to deliver some of them? And LOST one of them? I thought it couldn't get much worse than that. I thought that once the snow melted (Which it did, well over a month ago) and their main excuse for failing so ...
Continue ReadingDo not adjust your sets, readers: I know this is a pen you're looking at, but there is a connection to the world of beauty products, and I'm not just referring to the ones you can see in the photo, I'm referring to the pen itself. This, you see, is a scented ink pen, which you can use to send scented love letters, or anything else that ...
Continue ReadingThe Frocking: (Dress, ASOS (obviously); shoes, Christian Louboutin. Worn on a Valentine's dinner date with Terry. The shoes were the first to be rescued in my Shoe Challenge, hence the numbers at the bottom of the image...) The Friend Friday-ing: 1. Since you started blogging has your image of yourself changed? Since I started blogging in ...
Continue ReadingAs those of you with very good memories may recall, at around this time last year, I started using Invisalign clear braces to straighten my crooked, gappy teeth. I actually finished my treatment a few weeks ago (I would actually have been done much quicker, but there were a few long gaps in the treatment where either I was on holiday, or ...
Continue ReadingAs I mentioned earlier this month, I'm currently engaged in a fight to the death with the attractive (not) set of pillow lines I've managed to acquire through years of sleeping in the same position every night, with my forehead crushed against the pillow. My first line of defence in this ongoing battle was the purchase of a box of Frownies ...
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