Serving Suggestion
Well, folks, last night, as I'm sure you know, was the night of The Oscars, which means I've been up all night drinking coffee and playing celebrity blogging monkey over at The Fashion Police, so I'm now Read more [...]
Monthly Archives: February 2011
Another Amber Impersonator Uncovered
Remember the time someone impersonated me on a forum?
Or the time someone impersonated me on a social network?
(Let's not even mention all those times I've popped up modelling shoes and makeup on Read more [...]
Review: Remington Spin Curl hairdryer
Greetings, Dollfaces! Today I come to kill you, mwahaha! OK, OK, I jest. It's not a strangely-shaped weapon, it's a hairdryer. To be specific, it's the Remington Spin Curl hairdryer, and it's responsible Read more [...]
Continue ReadingNever underestimate the power of The Dark Side
Remember when I said I was done with eBay, for ever and ever and ever, or at least until the next pair of shoes came up that I OMGHADTOHAVE? Yeah, that didn't work out. I mean, I did stop trying to sell Read more [...]
Continue ReadingJean Paul Gaultier ‘Fragile’ Body Lotion
Confession: I don't like body lotion. Well, actually, that's not quite true. I love the smell of body lotion. I love the feel of it. I really like the idea of it. But although my bathroom cabinet is Read more [...]
Continue ReadingRoyal Fail: 100% failure rate in 2011 so far
Remember last year, when Royal Fail held about 15 of my parcels hostage and refused to allow me to collect them? And took six weeks to deliver some of them? And LOST one of them? I thought it Read more [...]
Continue ReadingMichael Kors Very Hollywood scented ink pen
Do not adjust your sets, readers: I know this is a pen you're looking at, but there is a connection to the world of beauty products, and I'm not just referring to the ones you can see in the photo, Read more [...]
Continue ReadingFrocking/Friend Friday: Body Image
The Frocking:
(Dress, ASOS (obviously); shoes, Christian Louboutin. Worn on a Valentine's dinner date with Terry. The shoes were the first to be rescued in my Shoe Challenge, hence the numbers at the Read more [...]
Review: Invisalign Clear Braces
As those of you with very good memories may recall, at around this time last year, I started using Invisalign clear braces to straighten my crooked, gappy teeth. I actually finished my treatment a few Read more [...]
Continue ReadingReview: Frownies Forehead and Between Eyes anti-wrinkle patches
As I mentioned earlier this month, I'm currently engaged in a fight to the death with the attractive (not) set of pillow lines I've managed to acquire through years of sleeping in the same position every Read more [...]
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