February, 2011

Don't use the sauce

Serving Suggestion

Well, folks, last night, as I’m sure you know, was the night of The Oscars, which means I’ve been up all night drinking coffee and playing celebrity blogging monkey over at The Fashion Police, so I’m now feeling ever so-slightly…

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Another Amber Impersonator Uncovered

Remember the time someone impersonated me on a forum? Or the time someone impersonated me on a social network? (Let’s not even mention all those times I’ve popped up modelling shoes and makeup on other people’s eBay accounts. Whoops, just…

Review: Remington Spin Curl hairdryer

Greetings, Dollfaces! Today I come to kill you, mwahaha! OK, OK, I jest. It’s not a strangely-shaped weapon, it’s a hairdryer. To be specific, it’s the Remington Spin Curl hairdryer, and it’s responsible for the huge pile o’frizz you see…

Jean Paul Gaultier ‘Fragile’ Body Lotion

Confession: I don’t like body lotion. Well, actually, that’s not quite true. I love the smell of body lotion. I love the feel of it. I really like the idea of it. But although my bathroom cabinet is currently filled…

Royal Fail: 100% failure rate in 2011 so far

Remember last year, when Royal Fail held about 15 of my parcels hostage and refused to allow me to collect them? And took six weeks to deliver some of them? And LOST one of them? I thought it couldn’t get…

Michael Kors Very Hollywood scented ink pen

Do not adjust your sets, readers: I know this is a pen you’re looking at, but there is a connection to the world of beauty products, and I’m not just referring to the ones you can see in the photo, I’m…

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Frocking/Friend Friday: Body Image

The Frocking: (Dress, ASOS (obviously); shoes, Christian Louboutin. Worn on a Valentine’s dinner date with Terry. The shoes were the first to be rescued in my Shoe Challenge, hence the numbers at the bottom of the image…) The Friend Friday-ing:…

Review: Invisalign Clear Braces

As those of you with very good memories may recall, at around this time last year, I started using Invisalign clear braces to straighten my crooked, gappy teeth. I actually finished my treatment a few weeks ago (I would actually…

Pillow lines and how to avoid them

When I was on holiday in December, I was putting my makeup on one morning when I noticed two huge creases on my forehead. These creases were diagonal, and ran from my hairline down my temple, unlike the other lines…

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I got me another lurgy. Looks like 2011 is planning to proceed on a “one lurgy per month” basis. (Hey, I could totally make that a new feature of the blog: Lurgy of the Month. Do you love it? No? Oh.)…