Friend Friday: Beauty Products

 

(So, I haven’t been Frocking lately, as some of you have noticed. I’ve been mostly Skirting instead. Honestly, I’m just totally sick to death of my winter wardrobe by this point of the year, and the skirts didn’t get an airing during Dressember, so I’m putting them into rotation now, before I lose the will to live. Normal Frocking may or may not resume once the weather gets warmer: for now, here are some photos from Shoe Challenge # 4)

Before we go any further here: no, that’s not my new haircut. In fact, that’s not a haircut at all, because these photos were taken on Saturday afternoon, long before my whole “Scissors, meet hair!” episode of insanity, and my hair is just tucked into the neck of my sweater. And no, I will not under any circumstances be getting it cut to that length. In fact, I’m never having it cut ever again, remember?

Anyway, on to this week’s Friend Friday, which is on one of my favourite subjects: beauty products.

1. What’s your favorite drug store makeup product and your favorite higher-end product?

Drugstore: it’s a toss-up between Revlon ColorStay Foundation and any one of Barry M’s nail polishes (but mostly Bright Red, which is my go-to polish. My toes are rarely seen without it.) As much as I love the foundation, it’s unfortunately not quite pale enough for me, so I guess if I had to choose one, I’d choose the nail polish. (If I had to choose just one, I would also cry and whine like a baby, though…)

High-end: No contest: Lancome Hypnose Drama waterproof mascara. I love it like some of you love your children, which is a sure sign that it will be discontinued any day now.

How I wish I hadn’t cut my hair…

2. Is there one type of product that is your go-to, can’t live without?

Yup, mascara. My eyelashes are pale to the point of translucency, and without mascara I look like I don’t have any. That’s pretty scary, to be honest, which is why I’ve been obsessed with mascara since a very young age.

3. What’s the best hair product you’ve ever used?

John Frieda Luminous Color Glaze in Radiant Red. I absolutely loved this (left my hair super-shiny and made the colour more intense), so naturally as soon as John Freida found out, they discontinued it. I may have cried.

My grandmother’s faux-fur jacket. Old enough to count as “vintage”.

4. Fess up, what’s the worst beauty look you’ve tried to rock and look back at now with a little shame or apprehension that you actually did that?

Other than that time I tried to cut my own hair, you mean? That time known as “Tuesday”? Well, there was the poodle perm I had in high school. There was that time right after I first got glasses when I saw my own reflection clearly for the first time in ages, and was so shocked by my freckles that I tried to go to school the next day with a thick coat of talcum powder on my face, because it was the closest thing to a “cosmetic” I could find at short notice. (Fortunately for me, my parents caught me, and told me that once I was an adult I could do whatever I wanted, but that I was NOT going to primary school looking like a Pierrot.)

Looking back, though, I think almost all of my beauty disasters have been hair-related, and other than the perm and this latest fringe, most of those have been the result of bad experiences at the salon rather than deliberate decisions on my part. Makeup-wise, I am very, very boring, and I mostly wear the same makeup every single day. Sometimes I’ll add a little eyeshadow, but always in a neutral colour: I’ve always just used makeup to try and make myself look a little better, I’ve never been into following beauty trends, or getting all experimental with colours, etc. I just stick to what I know – or what I think – suits me, so while I’m sure I’ve had more than my fair share of lipstick that that was the wrong colour, or badly-applied blusher or something, there’s nothing that really stands out. Other than the hair, obviously, but I think I’ve said enough about that for one week…

5. When it comes to beauty products, we all use the same basic products. What do you use that helps show off your personal flair and personality?

See, now I’m all embarrassed, because thanks to the whole “boring” thing mentioned above,  I don’t really think I use any product that shows off my personality. I’d try to claim red lipstick (My go-to look involves bright red lipstick and flicked black eyeliner), but everyone does that, so it’s not like it’s my own spechul thing or anything. So it’s not product based, but I guess I’d have to say I reveal my true personality by ruthlessly hacking off my own hair every now and then. I think that probably says more about my personality than any product ever could…

“I think next week I will attack my own head with scissors!”

Oh, and on the subject of my hair (I swear I will stop talking about it soon…), Gemma linked to this photo of Mandy Moore on Twitter yesterday, and I thought, “Hey, that’s my fringe!” So for those of you who are curious, this is roughly what the fringe looks like, although mine is a lot more, um, “ragged” looking:

Er, just to be clear, I’m not comparing myself to Mandy Moore or anything here, it’s just roughly the same style of fringe, although hers looks thicker, blunter and, well, considerably nicer. And the rest of my hair is all the same length, not layered (if a stylist even mentions the word “layers” to me now, I jump right out of the chair and run out into the street as fast as I can go, still wearing my hairdressing “cape” and towel turban. I’ve learned THAT lesson at least…) and is poker straight, so whereas Mandy looks all tousled and sexy here, imagine the top of her head with straight, fine hair attached to it. Yes, I basically have a HAIR HELMET. I’m slightly reassured by this photo, though: not because I think my hair will ever look like that, obviously, but because it proves that it was a good idea in theory. Brave, I was! A fearless hair adventurer! I just didn’t stop to consider that it wouldn’t suit my hair type. Or face. Stupid, I am!

To get back on topic, though: what are your must-have beauty products? Go on, give me something else to bankrupt myself with!

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