Topshop call this a “polar bear” sweater:
But it’s clearly a Rubinman, no?
HOW VERY DARE THEY?!
It’ll go nicely with one of those Rubin hats River Island seem to bring out every year, though:
He is taking over the world, one item of clothing at a time. You should all be very afraid.
P.S. Speaking of River Island, you could click here and vote for me in their current Style Competition, by “liking” the photo you will find there. Or you could face the wrath of the Rubinman instead, up to you.