Somebody Stop Me…

These shoes are torturing me. When I first met seen them, they were £300, and that was OK, because, y'know, even I baulk at paying that kind of money for shoes. Even…

Doomed! We’re Doomed!

So, the latest installment of the Huge Project O'Doom was nineteen pages long when I started editing it. It is now twenty-three pages long. HOW? Every time I finish a page I…

Don’t Wanna Go to Work No More

GOD. It should be illegal to have to work when the weather's as hot as this. In fact, when I rule the world it will totally be illegal, along with chewing gum,…

I live in a house with a white picket fence

We’re having one of those weekend heatwaves we sometimes get. It’s boiling. I’m wearing my shorts and everything. It’s like being on holiday, except I don’t know about you, but when I’m…

Fame at Last

So, our article in the Daily Record came out today - a double page spread, under the headline 'IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH IS A VOW AMBER HAS ALREADY TAKEN'. Hee! They…

My new favourite place

So, you would think I’d have learned by now that drinking wine at lunchtime is not such a good thing, huh? Or, indeed, eating a three course meal, for that matter. Because…

Picture Imperfect

I have broken one of my cardinal rules. The rule in question is this one: THOU SHALT ALWAYS BE PREPARED FOR THE EVENTUALITY THAT A PHOTOGRAPHER APPEARS AT YOUR HOME AND WANTS…

Random Displacement Activities

I’m not going to lie to you. There is one reason and one reason only for this post. No wait, there’s two: to kill some time before Neighbours comes on (God, I’m…