Random Displacement Activities

I’m not going to lie to you. There is one reason and one reason only for this post. No wait, there’s two: to kill some time before Neighbours comes on (God, I’m like a student. I’m the girl who never…

They say it’s your birthday

As well as being the six month anniversary of the transplant, my dad’s birthday, father’s day, and MOT day, last week was also the week of Terry’s 28th birthday. As part of the general birthday celebrations, we also had a…

Why I Love Working From Home

I’ve been a bad, bad girl. Not only did I sleep way later than I should have done this morning, when I finally did get out of bed, I ate ice cream for breakfast. McDonald’s ice cream. So bad. After…

(MO)T-Day

You may not realise it, but June 15th is a special day, people. Spechul. For one, it is my dad’s birthday, so yay, Happy Birthday, dad! For two, it’s the day my car goes in for its annual MOT, and…

Amber V. Google Adwords – round 2

So, the World Cup, eh. Not a lot of people looking for a copywriter during the world cup, folks – unless, of course, they want a copywriter to write about the World Cup, in which case they’re sure as hell…

And the “Spam Title of The Century” Award goes to…

The penis enlargement patch people (PEPP) with, "What Color Does a Smurf Turn When You Strangle It?"* *Note: I have no idea what the answer is because the spam itself was for, well, penis enlargement patches. But credit where it’s…

My So-Called Summer

So, my house is filthy, my dog hasn’t been walked for a week, and I’m sitting here in my oldest jeans and rattiest sweater, with cracks like the Grand Canyon under my eyes, but it’s done. The Huge Project of…

Very bad things…

A Bad Thing happened to my computer. We don’t know what the Bad Thing was, but the end effect is that I can no longer use the Internet with anything like ease. Every page I try to load just freezes…

Blogging Along

Don’t worry, I didn’t fall off my bike a third time and break my pretty little head for good, I’ve just been busy. Busy blogging, mostly – just not here. Sorry. The last few days have been spent setting up…

A Weighty Issue

So, a few weeks ago I decided to subscribe to the Amazon DVD rental program thingy. I guess I thought it would be a good idea to hire a new workout DVD every week, and that way I’d never get…

Wednesday, May 1st, 2006

So, if I were to ask you what would be THE WORST thing that could happen in your relationship right now, what would you say? Short of adultery and, y’know, death, mine would be having my fiancé go through all…

Monday, May 1st, 2006

 People, we have a dress. We have a VERA WANG dress. Let me just say it again: Vera. Wang. Dress. Oh. My. God. The Precious was purchased early yesterday evening and will be winging its way towards me sometime this…

Friday, April 21st, 2006

 See these babies? These are my credit cards. One is pink! But one is a nasty, murky blue. Gah to the nasty blue credit card! These cards live on my desk now. This isn’t in order to make internet shopping…

Friday, March 31st 2006

  Oh. My. God. My wedding is booked! Is booked for one year from today! All day I’ve been walking around going, “This time next year we’ll be married! This time next year we’ll be signing the register! This time…