Amber

Hi, I'm Amber, and I'm currently trying to survive pregnancy, one ASOS order at a time. One week after our engagement, my fiance was diagnosed with end-stage kidney failure. Four months later, I quit my job and started a blog. This is the story of what happened next, and how I turned my diary into a full-time job . Click here to read more...

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