Amber

Hi, I'm Amber, and I'm currently trying to survive pregnancy, one ASOS order at a time. One week after our engagement, my fiance was diagnosed with end-stage kidney failure. Four months later, I quit my job and started a blog. This is the story of what happened next, and how I turned my diary into a full-time job . Click here to read more...

Next, please!

So, how's this for crappy customer service? For the last week, the Next Directory have…

My Left Foot Ear

God, has it really been a week since I updated here? Is this thing on?

Yes, it’s been a while folks, but don’t worry, I’m not updating now without a good excuse for my laziness. In fact, I have two!

Excuse Number 1: Work

Yes, that old chestnut. For reasons best known to themselves, everyone wants a piece of me this month. Why? No idea, but it’s actually startin

Wedding planning continues apace…

So, today I spent over £800 in less than an hour. And how are you, today?

Here’s what I bought:

Pool

That? Oh, that’s just the private-pool-with-sea-view at the villa we have booked for our honeymoon (or, OK, a small corner of the pool, and you can’t really see it very well anyway, but I didn’t take the picture, OK? GOD.). Yes, we have BOOKED

One Angry Woman

So, yesterday Terry and I headed into Edinburgh to meet up with my Shiny colleague…

Chrimbo!

Hello! For Christmas I got 2,325 spam emails - lookit! You? As well as the…

Bah Humbug – reprise

Well, I’m pleased to announce that the Christmas shopping is complete. Is not wrapped, obviously,…

Bah, Humbug

Well, folks, it’s less than a month until Christmas – let the fun begin! (And…

Old Skool Amber

Remember that novel I was writing? Yeah, it would be good if I’d actually done…