So, it turns out that being pregnant leads to even more outfit out-takes than usual. I mean, I’m clumsy at the best of times, but it’s pretty hard to feel graceful when your body’s a totally different shape from the one you’re used to, and you’re lugging around what feels like a giant bowling ball all the time.

Which is why you end up with photos that look like this:


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Nice work, Amber : tres graceful, indeed!

Or this:

the wind is not my friend

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Dancing? Screaming? Nope, I have no idea either….

I can’t even really blame pregnancy for the next two, though: this was AAAAALLLL me:


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And so was this:

blogger out-takes

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I think I was complaining about being asked to stand on wet grass here. “It’ll make for a much better backdrop, though!” said Terry – totally neglecting to consider the fact that that, yeah, the background might look hella pretty, but my face would look like THIS. GOD.

blogger blooper reel

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Dontchya wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Dontchya? Er, on second thoughts, no need to answer that, actually…

Nothing, however, is as hot as a HAIR MOUSTACHE:

hair moustache

Nice ‘tash, there, Amber! Awesome look, seriously!

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Hair moustaches aren’t the only thing us fashion bloggers have to worry about, though: no, we’re also prone to being attacked by ghosts:

ghost attack

Seriously: there I was, just standing there minding my own business, and the next thing I know, a big ol’ ghost has come along and slapped me in the face. At least, I ASSUME that’s the explanation for this particular shot…

  1. I love photos that “didn’t make the blog.” If these are the worst you have, you’re doing alright! The ghost one is cracking me up 🙂

  2. Love them! Speaking of which, I was just thinking how I haven’t done one of these posts myself in awhile. Last year seemed like EVERY picture of me was an out-take. Actually, when are mine all NOT out-takes? Ug!

  3. Aww, thank you so much for sharing these! Your commentary is the funniest part. It’s so puzzling how these things happen. Being slapped by a ghost is as good an explanation as any!

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