http://www.foreveramber.co.uk A UK fashion blogger and shoe obsessive Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:29:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2011/02/serving-suggestion.html http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2011/02/serving-suggestion.html#comments Mon, 28 Feb 2011 04:31:30 +0000 Amber http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/?p=4732 Well, folks, last night, as I’m sure you know, was the night of The Oscars, which means I’ve been up all night drinking coffee and playing celebrity blogging monkey over at The Fashion Police, so I’m now feeling ever so-slightly hysterical.  I’m going to go and sleep for the rest of the week (I really [...]]]> http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2011/02/serving-suggestion.html/feed 14 http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2011/02/another-amber-impersonator-uncovered.html http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2011/02/another-amber-impersonator-uncovered.html#comments Sat, 26 Feb 2011 13:14:49 +0000 Amber http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/?p=4737 Remember the time someone impersonated me on a forum? Or the time someone impersonated me on a social network? (Let’s not even mention all those times I’ve popped up modelling shoes and makeup on other people’s eBay accounts. Whoops, just did!) Can you even BELIEVE that would happen again, readers? Because I didn’t. I figured [...]]]> http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2011/02/another-amber-impersonator-uncovered.html/feed 17 http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/10/my-legs-are-on-ebay.html http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/10/my-legs-are-on-ebay.html#comments Fri, 01 Oct 2010 09:50:45 +0000 Amber http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/?p=3565 No matter how many times people steal my photos and try to pass them off as their own, it never fails to surpsize me. Yes, folks, those are my legs. And that’s not my eBay auction. Gah. One of my readers left a comment on Shoeperwoman (where this photo was originally published) yesterday, to let [...]]]> http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/10/my-legs-are-on-ebay.html/feed 18 http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/09/weird-email-of-the-week-miss-i-was-fat-forever.html http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/09/weird-email-of-the-week-miss-i-was-fat-forever.html#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 08:23:37 +0000 Amber http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/?p=3422 During my break from personal blogging, it saddens me to report that people haven’t gotten any better at telling the difference between me and Joan Rivers. The E! channel’s Fashion Police show is currently back on the air, which means that every morning I wake up to a barrage of emails and tweets about a show I haven’t even watched, [...]]]> http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/09/weird-email-of-the-week-miss-i-was-fat-forever.html/feed 19 http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/05/i-cant-wait-to-see-the-google-hits-this-one-gets-me.html http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/05/i-cant-wait-to-see-the-google-hits-this-one-gets-me.html#comments Wed, 05 May 2010 13:53:59 +0000 Amber http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/?p=2922 Foot fetishists. They’re everywhere, aren’t they? And by “everywhere” I mean “they’re on eBay”. In large numbers, apparently. Last week I decided to sell some shoes, you see. (I know! Me getting RID of shoes rather than acquiring them: who’da thunk it?) And as with every other time I’ve ever tried to sell shoes on [...]]]> http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/05/i-cant-wait-to-see-the-google-hits-this-one-gets-me.html/feed 22 http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/05/things-that-should-not-happen.html http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/05/things-that-should-not-happen.html#comments Tue, 04 May 2010 09:59:35 +0000 Amber http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/?p=2911 1.  Pre-school age children should not be handed the car keys and invited to treat the vehicle as a giant toy. Cars are not toys. 2. Car horns should not be leant on for five minutes at a time. 3. Nor should they be blasted repeatedly for a similar amount of time. 4. Cars should [...]]]> http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/05/things-that-should-not-happen.html/feed 3 http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/04/the-one-with-the-cyclist.html http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/04/the-one-with-the-cyclist.html#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 08:42:58 +0000 Amber http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/?p=2876 So, I’m out walking Rubin. I’m NOT wearing a dress, you’ll be pleased to know, and neither is he. He is, however, wearing his leash, and because it’s one of those extendable ones, and Rubin likes to be as far away from me as he possibly can on his walks (perhaps he’s embarrassed by what I’m wearing, [...]]]> http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/04/the-one-with-the-cyclist.html/feed 13 http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/03/weird-email-of-the-week-wheres-peter.html http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/03/weird-email-of-the-week-wheres-peter.html#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:11:17 +0000 Amber http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/?p=2775 —–Original Message—– From: Peter’s #1 Fan Sent: 09 March 2010 04:48 To: Magic Amber Subject: peter   Where is PETER???  we want peter backl Peter had knowledge and opinions that mattered. Joan is funny, the others are boring  and bland. bring back peter,kate   Peter? PETER? Are you out there, Peter? Because I think Kate [...]]]> http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/03/weird-email-of-the-week-wheres-peter.html/feed 10 http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/02/idiot-of-the-week-award-gingers-smell-like-tuna.html http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/02/idiot-of-the-week-award-gingers-smell-like-tuna.html#comments Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:00:26 +0000 Amber http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/?p=2614 A comment I received on Saturday morning from a reader known as “Dillon”:    “I personally hate gingers. the red hair is not pretty, dye your hair please! i live with a ginger and she is the worst person ive ever met. she is mean about everything and never stops complaining. not to mention she [...]]]> http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/02/idiot-of-the-week-award-gingers-smell-like-tuna.html/feed 28 http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/01/breaking-news-i-am-not-joan-rivers-really.html http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/01/breaking-news-i-am-not-joan-rivers-really.html#comments Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:20:40 +0000 Amber http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/?p=2530 Dear People who keep sending me hate mail relating to the E! Network’s “Fashion Police” show, I AM NOT the E! Network. Or, indeed, Joan Rivers. And I don’t have Kim Kardashian’s number either, so no, I can’t pass on your message to her.  Oh, and I have no idea who ‘Guiliana’ is (see: NOT THE [...]]]> http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/01/breaking-news-i-am-not-joan-rivers-really.html/feed 8