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	<title>Forever Amber &#187; I See Stupid People</title>
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	<description>The life and times of a pro-blogger and shoe addict. May contain nuts.</description>
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		<title>Weird Email of the Week: Where&#8217;s PETER?</title>
		<link>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/03/weird-email-of-the-week-wheres-peter.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/03/weird-email-of-the-week-wheres-peter.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I See Stupid People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[email fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magic amber]]></category>

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&#8212;&#8211;Original Message&#8212;&#8211;
From: Peter&#8217;s #1 Fan
Sent: 09 March 2010 04:48
To: Magic Amber
Subject: peter
 
Where is PETER???  we want peter backl Peter had knowledge and opinions that mattered.
Joan is funny, the others are boring  and bland. bring back peter,kate
 
Peter? PETER? Are you out there, Peter? Because I think Kate wants to speak to you in all lower case, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Idiot of the Week Award: &#8220;Gingers smell like tuna&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/02/idiot-of-the-week-award-gingers-smell-like-tuna.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/02/idiot-of-the-week-award-gingers-smell-like-tuna.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gingerism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I See Stupid People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[email fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[red hair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trolls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A comment I received on Saturday morning from a reader known as &#8220;Dillon&#8221;:

 
 &#8220;I personally hate gingers. the red hair is not pretty, dye your hair please! i live with a ginger and she is the worst person ive ever met. she is mean about everything and never stops complaining. not to mention she smells like [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>Breaking news: I am not Joan Rivers. Really.</title>
		<link>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/01/breaking-news-i-am-not-joan-rivers-really.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/01/breaking-news-i-am-not-joan-rivers-really.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I See Stupid People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[email fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I am not a shop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magic amber]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear People who keep sending me hate mail relating to the E! Network&#8217;s &#8220;Fashion Police&#8221; show,
I AM NOT the E! Network. Or, indeed, Joan Rivers. And I don&#8217;t have Kim Kardashian&#8217;s number either, so no, I can&#8217;t pass on your message to her.  Oh, and I have no idea who &#8216;Guiliana&#8217; is (see: NOT THE E! [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>New Year, same old internet assholes</title>
		<link>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/01/new-year-same-old-internetassholes.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2010/01/new-year-same-old-internetassholes.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I See Stupid People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pro-Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Work Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[email fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been pointed out to me that I haven&#8217;t updated my blogs in a while. Now, I  did warn people about this: two of the sites were updated throughout the Christmas period, and during the two-week holiday that preceded it for me, but because there is only one of me, and because I am not, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>58</slash:comments>
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		<title>Friday (Stolen) Photo: We&#8217;ve had the eyes, now it&#8217;s the lips!</title>
		<link>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2009/11/friday-stolen-photo-weve-had-the-eyes-now-its-the-lips.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2009/11/friday-stolen-photo-weve-had-the-eyes-now-its-the-lips.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entries With Photos]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ebay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friday photo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impostor amber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[people who steal my photos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, folks, it&#8217;s yet another edition of Friday (Stolen) Photo! Which can only mean one thing: another poor fool has stolen a photo of my face and is using it to sell things on eBay! Or at least, I think it&#8217;s eBay. I have no idea what &#8220;gittigidiyor.com&#8221; might mean, so I&#8217;m going to have [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Friday (Stolen) Photo: Ebay and eyelashes, revisited</title>
		<link>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2009/11/friday-stolen-photo-ebay-and-eyelashes-revisited.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2009/11/friday-stolen-photo-ebay-and-eyelashes-revisited.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I See Stupid People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ebay]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[OMG internet drama!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[people who steal my photos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In a change to our published schedule, rather than showing you a totally random photo every Friday some Fridays, I&#8217;m now going to use this slot to show you the new places my face has turned up on the Internet without my permission. It&#8217;ll be something to show the grandkids, I guess. Assuming Rubin has [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?</title>
		<link>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2009/10/will-the-real-slim-shady-please-stand-up.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2009/10/will-the-real-slim-shady-please-stand-up.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 10:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entries With Photos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I See Stupid People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impostor amber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[OMG internet drama!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[people who impersonate me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[people who steal my photos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the time someone stole one of my photos and pretended it was a photo of them?
Yeah, it happened again:

Wow, I have a twin called Susan! Living in Stoughton, MA! And not just a twin: a totally IDENTICAL twin! Only… no, not really. It’s just another idiot, stealing my photo and pretending it’s theirs. I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>The one where I have a doppelganger, only not really</title>
		<link>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2009/08/the-one-where-i-have-a-doppleganger.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2009/08/the-one-where-i-have-a-doppleganger.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I See Stupid People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impostor amber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[OMG internet drama!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s been one of those weeks, folks: husband sick (it&#8217;s those &#8220;daggers&#8221; again, unfortunately), new green dress still &#8220;in the post&#8221;, someone trying to impersonate me on the internet. You know, the usual.
Oh, the Crazy Internet Impostor thing? Yeah, that was&#8230; weird. I mean, OMG, drama on teh internets! Who&#8217;da thunk it? Because the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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		<title>I am not a shop, part 11,876</title>
		<link>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2009/08/i-am-not-a-shop-part-11876.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2009/08/i-am-not-a-shop-part-11876.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I See Stupid People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[email fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I am not a shop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magic amber]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s started again: the whole &#8220;let&#8217;s pretend Amber is running a shop!&#8221; thing, I mean. I&#8217;ve had a good few weeks WITHOUT being constantly asked about my &#8220;stock&#8221; and where I ship to, but this morning I woke up to this:
&#8212;&#8211;Original Message&#8212;&#8211;
From: Woman Who Thinks I Have a Shop
Sent: 05 August 2009 02:39
To: Magic Amber
Subject: [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>Little Bitchy McBitcherston</title>
		<link>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2009/07/little-bitchy-mcbitcherston.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.foreveramber.co.uk/2009/07/little-bitchy-mcbitcherston.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 08:17:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I See Stupid People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pro-Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[OMG internet drama!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last week a comment flooded in to Hey-Dollface, from someone known to me only as &#8217;Little Bitchy McBitcherston&#8221;. I hope she enjoys this brief moment of attention, as that is clearly something that has been missing from her life until now!
And what did Lil&#8217; Bitchy have to say to me? She said:
&#8220;Ummm not to be mean but why do [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>33</slash:comments>
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