Rubin’s Blog

A note from Amber…

So, this morning I came home from the gym and found that Rubin had been using my computer while I was gone.  Specifically, Photoshop:…

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BATHROOM

(Rubin is a dog with a blog. This post is by him.) It’s come to my attention that Amber and Terry seem to be…

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PAWS

(Rubin is a dog with a blog. This post was written by him.) Amber and Terry are MAD. They’re, like, totally obsessed with my…

HAIRS

Rubin writes: One of those days when they stand you on a TABLE and CUT OFF YOUR HAIRS! I couldn’t believe it. Well, actually,…

TED

Rubin writes: This is Ted. Now, I know what yoos are thinkin’. Yoos are all, “Great bear, Rubinman – orange is SO your colour!”…

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CUSHIONS

(Rubin is a dog with a blog. This post was written by him.) I’m in disgrace. Again. No one’s talking to me. They’re still…

SPIDER

(Rubin is a dog with a blog. This post was written by him.) I ate a SPIDER. It was in the kitchen, walking along…

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POSTMAN KILLER

Rubin writes… I killed the postman yesterday. Don’t listen to what Amber says: that postman? He dead. Seriously, dudes, he may not have died…

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Barking Mad

Rubin writes… Basically, I’ve been barking like a madman EVERY SINGLE morning. I start about half an hour before A&T normally get up, and…

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PESKY KIDS

Rubin writes…. Heh. Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the garden, he’s back – The Fat Kid From Next…

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NEW BED

Rubin writes… So, by now Amber has probably been totally whinin’ it up over at her blawg, all, “OMG, Rubin totally vomited all over…

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THE SIN BIN

Rubin writes… I don’t know, sometimes it’s like a dog can’t do nothin’ right, you know? It’s like: I pee on the washing machine,…

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Pepeman strikes again

Rubin writes… That stupid rubbish bird is back again. I mean, it’s like, what’s a wolf got to do to get some peace round…

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Viva Las Vegas!

Rubin writes… Now, I don’t want yoos all to get too jealous here, but it’s like, I think I might be goin’ to Las…

P. Doggy

Rubin writes… Yo peeps, s’up? Rubinman in da house… So, at the weekend it was Amber’s “birthday”, but guess who got presents? YES, it…

A Dog’s Life

Rubin writes… GOD. My life is SO hard right now, let me tell you. I’m like, stressed to the MAXX here, you know what…

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BIG BED

Rubin writes… Oh man, wait till I tell you what I did last night! You will be, like, SO impressed! So, as y’all know,…

PINK BOWL!

Rubin writes… Oh man, lookit what I got, I gotta PINK BOWL! Now, I know what yoos all are thinkin’. Yoos are all, “OMG…

Oops! I Did It Again!

Rubin writes… Yeah, so last night? After we’d got home from my Norma and John’s? I waited till A&T were asleep then I crapped…

An Accused (Rubin)Man

Rubin writes… People, I stand before you, an accused man, accused of a crime I… well, OK, I DID commit, but seriously – I’m…

SIN BIN

Rubin writes… This update comes to you live from the “Sin-bin”, where I’ve been remanded in custody by Terry after a day of total…

Dogs in Vans = Baaaad Boys

Rubin writes…. We have new people next door. There’s some guy who looks like Harry Potter, and there’s a fat kid who’s scared of…

The Sheet Incident

Rubin writes… I think if I were to name the worst thing I ever did it would havta be The Sheet Incident. Amber had…

Red Coat

Rubin writes… She made me wear the red coat. I could not BELIEVE it. Every single winter this happens. Every single winter. (Note: one…

SHOOS

Rubin writes… Just to clarify here : I didn’t know they were Amber’s favourite shoes when I ate them. I didn’t! I thought the…

HORNS

Rubin writes… So, growed me a set o’ horns. Ya like? (note: there’s still only just one of me, I just gave ya two…

PONKY!

Rubin writes… I got a PINK DONKEY. A PONKY! Actually, I’m going to just come clean: I got TWO ponkies, and the reason I…

FREE Rubin!*

Rubin writes… Dudes, Bob Dylan has wrote a song about me. This is my favourite bit: “Rubin could take a man out with just…

Feet Wheels

Rubin writes… OK, so I hesitate to mention this, but somethin’s been buggin me. It’s Amber. It’s like, sure, she bugs me MOST of…

Pepeman Go Home

Rubin writes… The Pepe bit Amber. I couldn’t BELIEVE it! “Pepe, man,” I said, “the first rule of fight club is you NEVER bite…

Rubin from the Block

Rubin writes… Sing it with me: Don’t be fooled by the toys that I got/ I’m still, I’m still Rubin from the block… Hell…

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Hole

Rubin writes…. So, dug me a hole the other day. It was a great hole, you should’ve seen it – I may be just…

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Hairy Bone

Rubin writes… Ha! Didn’t think you’d see ME again, did you? Ha! Y’all thought the Rubinman was finished. That you’d never see his like…