OK, so it’s not actually “obligatory”, and I seriously doubt there’s anyone out there who hasn’t decided who they’ll be voting for, but just in case there is, I thought I’d put this out there again:

Aaaargh!

Meanwhile:

Aaaww!

Seems pretty clear-cut, no?

(And yes, I do know Sarah Palin isn’t running for president. But that doesn’t stop her scaring the bejesus outta me…)